Yesterday morning I had to scrape an inch of snow off my car before I could go to work.
(The preceding sentence should be understood to be hyperbole. The snow was neither an inch thick, nor did I actually have to scrape--a gentle brushing did the job. However, the hyperbolic references should be taken as indicative of my attitude towards the snow!)
In my opinion it is much too early for snow. Actually, I've a better idea: since fall is apparently now over, let's just skip this whole winter thing and head straight to spring! Any takers? Please, God, let this be my last winter in Cleveland!